Friday, 29 July 2011

Back to school

Well, the course is over and what a month it was. At the same time this has been one of the most rewarding and most intense month for a very long while.

TEFL certification does not come in a cornflake box. It's bloody hard work, hence the lack of blog updates in the last four week. When you get it, you know you've earned it. And I got it .....

The course is over four weeks. Each of the weeks contain two teaching assessments which are carried out at real schools teaching real students.



My first week was a bit of a challenge, at the risk of sounding think I just didn't get it, at all. After being sent off to prepare fir the first lesson I had a bit of a moment and seriously did consider if this was what I really wanted to do. I had problems assimilating the model and then applying it into creating a real lesson. I have to congratulate Pete, the head trainer and Judy, the assistant. They were incredibly patient and supportive and I got to the first teaching assessment with a cogent plan which I sort of understood. The requirement is to pass six of the eight 50 minute teaching practices. After a night of little sleep I got to the first lesson, delivered it and really enjoyed it. I was as nervous as a nervous thing but I had as much fun as the kids. And it got better.... Again, not without it's challenges. I can't remember how many times I came out of Pete's office having had a bit of coaching only to be back there 10 minutes later with a 'sorry, I still don't get it' . As the door opened for the third or fourth time, I'm sure Pete was thinking, oh fuck, he's back again. But it didn't show and eventually the model was pretty much engrained in my rather thick skull. Which is good. As I started it was probably taking me around five hours to prepare and plan for a 50 minute lesson. Thick as I may be it didn't take that long to work out that this type of planning to delivery ration did not stack up. Fortunately I drove bat down somewhat.


The great news for me is that I came out with 8 passes in the teaching assessments and a pass in the exam.

My marks were:
2.25
1.75
2.0
2.0
1.5
1.5
1.0
1.25

I was well pleased, especially with the 1.0 mark. The required mark in the exam was 70% and I logged an 88% not the best mark, but achieved my objective. I really fucked up on the Phonetics and the sentence structure but I know where I went wrong and the I-Pad apps available that cover the subjects are now all safely installed on my I-Pad.



I'm now an ESL English teacher. yippee indeed

My fellow students were a great bunch. A wide range of ages from 21 to 62. I wasn't even the oldest. There were good dynamics, the normal dramas as we went through the Norming-Forming-Storming-Performing process. It would have made a very interesting 'fly on the wall' documentary. I'm pretty sure of that.



I have claimed the award for first sale. I managed to do a deal with an Ethiopian at the bar we went to for the end of course celebrations. 6 hours 1-1 English tuition at 150bht an hour. You can take the boy out of sales but can't take sales out of the boy.....

A new chapter and an exciting one at that......

Location:Suthep 5,Mueang Chiang Mai,Thailand

Saturday, 2 July 2011

A bit of R and R

My first week Chiang Mai was relaxing. Lots of reading (for pleasure and swotting on my English grammar as well as a bit of sight seeing. The weather was a bit dodgy, in fact for more than three days I never ventured out, such was the rain.







The morning was fine. I had breakfast of fresh fruit I the guest house then walked into town stopping off at various 'Wats' to take pictures. I had been given a map of the city on arrival and had a rough idea of my bearings. I headed towards the Thae Pae Gate. I thought it would be interesting to find the night bazaar Market near where I stayed in September. Chiang Mai is quite sprawling but the main commercial areas are quite close together. In no time I was walking down 'walking street' This is when the rain started and it didn't stop. I took shelter then made my way back towards the guest house, stopping off the the obligatory 'Chang's on the way. I actually sat there in this little restaurant for a couple of hours, watching the world go by. I'd not seen again like this since Borneo and it didn't look like it was going to stop any time soon.







Around me the night markets traders were beginning to set up.it's really amazing what you can do with a sheet of polythene and a few bulldog clips. After another beer and some delicious chicken fried rice I made my move. Not wanting to shell out on a cab or tuktuk, I headed back to the guest house. One hour late, much to the amusement of the lady on the desk I arrived back looking like a drowned rat. At least it was warm rain!

Over the next three days the rain just did not stop. I never even got time to try out the swimming pool!







Sk2 great place. So friendly although after a few days cooked up was hoping for the rain to stop.





Great food though . The massaman curry was just delicious.



After fours days the guesthouse was 'besieged' by English 'gap year girls. Loud, excitable sharing stories about how many men they had shagged and how many buckets they had drunk at the Koh Phangan Full Moon party.


When the weather had finally brightened up I was able to walk into town and look around for my 'school uniform' the dress code for the classes was 'smart casual' but the expectation for teaching, quite rightly was smart. I found what could only be described as the Thai equivalent of 'T K Max' and searched around for their bargains. I ended up with three short sleeved 'work shirts', a pair of black trousers, some socks and a nice pair of black leather loafers, all for just over £30.



The walk down to the market was a little under an hour but the sun was shining and it was quite humid. By the time I got to the shop I was sweating like a bacon pig. To make matters worse the shop (being 'budget') did not have any aircon. The sales assistant thought it highly amusing. An Englishman looking for cheap clothes while leaving a dripping mess and soaking wet through. As I made my way back to the guesthouse I was feeing very dehydrated. Beer o'clock?








I stopped off for a large Chang. Ice cold, went down a dream. I realise now that is more than a little unwise. Even before I had finished it I was feeling the effects. Being both overheated and dehydrated then pouring 660ml of freezing cold beer down you neck is not good.







I spent the next two days unable to leave my room with a terrible upset stomach. Every day a school day.





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Location:Chiang Mai, Thailand

Time to move on

On the 29th of June I moved close to where I would be studying. The Sa nguan Malee Mansions were a little bit out of town, not far from the airport and just across the road from Chiang Mai university. It was cheap and the training course was going to be held in the building so it was very convenient. I had booked a deluxe room. At just 600bht for the month this was very reasonable. It was a 6 floor building and my room was on the 5th floor overlooking the jungle and hills surrounding the city.

The only disadvantage was that building was being erected next door. No complaints though. The room was OK. Had a small balcony, a TV and Air Con. Wireless was available in the lobby but only wired Internet in the room. Shit, I knew I should have brought my net book! The price of the room did not include electricity, the weather closer to the hills was a tad cooler so I made a decision that I would be conservative with the Aircon. My little savings plan for OZ.

I got my bearings pretty quickly. A short walk and there were shops and restaurants. The now ubiquitous 7-11 was also not far away. I found a nice little grill bar and for the first couple of nights had dinner there then spend the rest of the rime relaxing and reading. It was nice with the patio door open at night, laid or sitting reading and listening to the sounds of the jungle outside.

July the 4th would be soon here and I had a feeling that it was going to be hard work...


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Location:Suthep 5,Mueang Chiang Mai,Thailand

Saturday, 25 June 2011

Another day in paradise

The train from Bangkok pulled into Chiang Mai exactly on time. The quaint station, the most northerly in Thailand disgorged it's passengers, mostly young backpackers onto the station platform. I had already booked my accommodation on line so headed outside the station to look for a taxi. As luck would have it, among the many hawkers on the station with placards for various guest houses was one for the very place that I was staying. A free ride! Ding Dong!

SK 2 was a lovely little place. I'm not sure how many rooms it had but it seemed friendly and well run. I was shown to my room. This time I had plumped for a fan rather than Aircon as it was less than half the price. The room was large and clean. Situated on the fourth floor it overlooked the monastery next door. It didn't have the luxury of a TV in the room but given the only channels on the TV's so far had been CNN and Thai, that wasn't an issue.

The guest house did have a pool however and also free WiFi in the communal areas. After settling in my room I went back downstairs to formally check in. I also took the opportunity to check my e-mails. I was overjoyed to see one from Severn Trent Water. Following the leak I had an outstanding bill for £3600. This really pissed me off as I thought the water company were being a bit uncharitable. My sleepless night activity if writing to the CEO of the company had not been unrewarding . The email from Severn Trent was writing off the whole amount. Great news. I didn't push my luck by asking for the £50 I had already paid to be refunded too.

I spent the afternoon chilling in the restaurant area by the pool reading. Had a bit of lunch and celebrated my good fortune with the water company by having a couple of beers. The prices were noticeably lower than in Bangkok. A large Chang was 60 Bht compared to the 110 Bht in the capital. I retired early to finish reading my book.

Waking up at 6:00, the sun streaming through the window, the birds chirping and the monks from the monastery singing their morning prayers couldn't be more different to Bangkok. Paradise. Looking over the balcony, taking this all in, I saw a young western girl, staggering down the lane, obviously still pissed from the night before. Hmm 'you win some you lose some' .



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Location:Phra Pok Klao 13 Ko.,Mueang Chiang Mai,Thailand

Friday, 24 June 2011

The Sleeper from Bangkok to Chiang Mai

What a wonderful nights sleep....
There is something about sleeper trains, I don't known what it is but I sleep like a log. Despite the noise and the movement, the constant stops. I woke at around 6.30 with the sun streaming through the lower berth window as we wound our way slowly through the jungles and mountains of Northern Thailand. It was a beautiful day, as I laid in the bunk I reflected on how lucky I was to be taking such a long and varied trip. Very lucky. The countryside was stunning. Mountains, jungle, paddy fields and the quaint pretty stations that looked like something from 'The Railway Children' albeit on a different continent.







































The train had left Bangkok slightly late at 7.50. I was travelling on one of the newer trains. They are very similar to the old fashioned British trains, the ones with compartments but have curtains rather than doors. I had chosen a lower berth as there is slightly more room to stretch out. I was right at the front end of then train and had the whole compartment to myself. Although I quite like the camaraderie of a full train this was quite nice too. Ordering a beer I watched through the window as we stopped and started at the small stations. Slowly making our way out of the metropolis into the countryside. I was tired. My sleep pattens are still not back to normal. At around 10.00 1 made up my bed, closed the curtain on the world and went to sleep. For the first time in 10 days I slept well.
No breakfast, memories of the cold chips, sweating cheese and limp salad flooded back. I ordered a coffee. I guess railway food and drink the world over is the same. Bad quality and overpriced. The Beer was a third more than it was in a Bangkok bar and the coffee was nearly £1. Lukewarm and bitter. Hey Ho.






































Next stop, Chiang Mai......


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Location:Phra Pok Klao 13 Ko.,Mueang Chiang Mai,Thailand

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

A Passport to India.

The last few days in Bangkok before setting out to Chiang Mai were filled with sightseeing, reading and trying to sleep. The little hotel I had found just by the river was just perfect. WiFi in the room was useful as I could do research on the areas I was plan to visit in Nepal and India after by course in Thailand.

There is lots to see in Bangkok. Most of the authentic stuff is off the beaten track. If there is one disadvantage of the Khaosan Road are it is the transport links to other parts of the city. I had not bothered to investigate the
local bus or boat but certainly if you wanted to get to the major attractions you had to either walk or take a taxi or TukTuk. The prices were just so inconsistent. It is recommended that you always ride in a metered cab but many of them are anxious not to put the meter on and want to haggle a price. I worked out that I had spend more money getting to and from the Indian embassy than I had on food and drink..












By Monday I was getting a bit bored of the big city and was desperate to get north. Fortunately, logging onto the Indian embassy website my visa was ready for collection. I needed to pick it up between 4:30 and 5:30 that evening. I took a taxi to the BTS station. The train to Siam Square and the walked the couple of miles to Embassy building. Pavements in Bangkok are not good. Add to that the fact that half of it is invariably clutter with street sellers and tuktuks, it makes life a bit difficult for the average pedestrian on a mission. The walk took probably twice as long as it's should have and I arrived at the embassy sweating like a bacon pig. I didn't have to wait long. The numb I had picked up at security was called. I was given an envelope, signed a receipt and I was the proud owner of an Indian visa for 6 months rather than the standard three months with 're-entry permitted' stamped across the middle. Ding Dong.

I did the same walk back to Siam Square, this time opting for the skywalks. An elevated walkway above the street. It was much more civilised and altogether less frustrating. Rather than take the train to the National Stadium I jumped in a taxi queue at Siam. At the front of the queue I was asked my destination and the taxi guy shouts it out over a microphone. A good half dozen drivers shook their head. The traffic in Bangkok is appalling. Not as bad as it used to be 20 years ago but still appalling. Taxi drivers seem to be selective about their fares on the likelihood of getting snagged up in a traffic jam. Khaosan is one of those routes where that is likely. Especially as this was a taxi rank and the drivers are obliged to use the meter, who can blame them. The metered ride costs around £2 but can take up to 50 minutes, especially at 6:00pm on a Friday evening. Eventually one nodded to the microphone holding chappy and I was on my way. 100baht and an hour later I was at the lobby of my hostel, in the travel agents organising a ticket for the 7:35 train to Chiang Mai the following evening. Booking it through the travel agent did attract a premium as you might expect. The travel agents had to make their money somehow. That said, the service delivered the ticket to the hostel and the premium was less than a one way trip by tuktuk to the railway station.

That evening I ate at the street food stall, not brilliant but an edible fried rice and Thai green curry for just 80p. This budget has to last !

Another restless night interspersed with membership to the 'wide-awake' club. I think it was actually getting light when I felt tired enough to put my book down and get some sleep. I needed to check out at midday. I could have booked half a day in the hostel but thought better of it. Looking at accommodation in Australia, it was much more expensive and I'd need to have more than the $50 dollars per day that I had budgeted for the trip. Reducing my daily spend in the next three months was a requirement..


















I had breakfast over the road from the hostel. An american breakfast and my first cup of tea in weeks!

It was a lovely day. Across the road was a little park with benches so I took the opportunity to spend a few hours reading in the sunshine in this quiet oasis bang slap in the middle of a big city. I'd been there less than 15 minutes when the park was swarmed by schoolgirls and an English teacher. I may learn something here I thought so put my book down and observed.












The English teacher was giving the girls instruction. What he wanted them to do was go and pick out a tourist and ask them questions using the video's on the mobile phone to record the 'interview' what a brilliant idea. I got picked and spent an interesting 30 minutes being asked questions. 'where was I from', 'did I like Bangkok' , 'where was I going' that sort of stuff. I tried my hardest to lose my accent and we seemed to understand each other. When they got stuck they called the teacher over. A really nice bloke. Got his work cut out with 30 schoolgirls. He had done his TEFL course two years ago and had been working in this girls academy ever since. He loved it. His MD ( most of the private schools are businesses and run as such' had mandated that every Tuesday afternoon he took the girls out and they got to use the English conversational skills in the real world. A cracking idea.



































Time was getting on. I needed to be at the railway station by 6.45. Picking up my bags from the hostel I took at tuktuk to the station. The drive there made me even more relieved that I was leaving the big city for the provinces. As usual it was a race against time. For the driver rather than me. He was stressed out big style. Darting, braking, tutting, pressing his horn. We had agreed on 150 baht. It took almost an hour. I could have probably walked there faster. I'd have been sweaty but nowhere near as stressed. His anxiety and stress was actually transferring to me. We finally got there in one piece, which was a blessing in itself. At times I had visions of being despatched to somewhere more permanent than the railway station such was his static driving.

The station was packed, loads of backpackers sprawled on the floor waiting for their trains. As usual, at 6:00pm everything stopped and everyone stood for the national anthem. I think that is so quaint. I got speaking to a young Turkish lad who was on his way to Tokyo to study. He was absolutely amazed that I was travelling for so long. He was also absolutely amazed that I was doing it at my age. He suggested I was 40 ( which was nice, bless him) when I told him I was over 50 he nearly fell over. He was intrigued how I financed the trips. 'work hard and save hard' I think in 30 years time he may well be doing the same thing. He loved it.

At 7:00 the gate opened and I made my way to the platform. ....

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Location:Phra Pok Klao 13 Ko.,Mueang Chiang Mai,Thailand

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Advice from a traveller....

I think I've stumbled on a gem. The staff at Erawan House are just so charming. In addition, just 800m or do from Khaosan Road, this area could not be more different. And all for £13 per night.. PLUS. Even though the Booking.com says there is only wifi access in communal areas, I can get it in my room. Ding Dong.

After my small snooze my stomach was rumbling so I decided to explore the immediate vicinity. I knew I was close to the river as I had stopped off at a tourist office and secured a tourist map. The walk around was great. Some fantastic little cafe places and all much cheaper than Silom or even Khaosan. I stopped off at this little arty place and had a late lunch/early dinner of noodles and green Thai curry, together with a large Chang. 160bht. That's just over £3.00. I have to say, it was delicious.

Across the road was the pier for the water taxi's only 15bht a trip. I'll be doing some of that in the next few days. After my delicious lunch I had a stroll in a small park overlooking the river. The fact that there was no smoking in the park and that it was policed, to prevent itinerants was a minor irritant. I took a few photo's and had a reflect on what the fuck this was all about. 366 days away and I'm on day 8. It's going to be a long journey. After a few days of the blues ( most likely to do with the lack of sleep), I was beginning to like Bangkok again. Especially this particular part of Bangkok. It's got everything, nightlife, close to the major attraction and transport (I'm sure the boats will go somewhere near the BTS sky train or Metro. It's also got a bit of Bohemia and seclusion. I'm much happier now!
Avoid Khaosan Road if you need sleep though!

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Location:Chana Songkhram,Bangkok,Thailand